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Why are you yelling MORTALS!!! at people who have no idea what mortality is nor do they care? For they are all AUTHORS!!!! and are therefore IMMORTAL!!!!!!! They live forever through their works!!! Even the smut authors!!!!!!! I say 'they' because I am not one of them, I'm a god - also...

I have one. But nobody writes to me any more :cry:

used time machine, got ritually drowned by druids in Wales, isekai'd. Or a piano can fall on his head outside the student union. or he breaks his neck in a mosh pit or he goes on the Mongol Rally and gets shot by berbers

They were for sure perverts. One scene from Fanny Hill (18th century) springs to mind. As for Chaucer....Just because it's old doesn't mean it's suitable for kids!

For a modern take on the Taming of the Shrew, I love 10 Things I Hate About You. My pet peeve was with Hamlet. Like, it's all poison this, drowning that, then everyone randomly dies and....that's it. What was the point. Like he couldn't figure out where his plot was going so he killed everyone...

I hate when you're out and other people's brats aren't well ordered and quiet. Around here we've caught them throwing stones at ambulances and buses, climbing on cars, chucking stones at my windows, climbing in other people's gardens, and generally being the sort of little shitbags no-one will...

As mother to a son, I FORBADE him to ever make any noise that could disturb the neighbours. I hate it when I'm trying to work and all I can hear is the high-pitched screams of the girls two doors down as they play outside. Yes, I know this is a council estate but SOME OF US WORK thanks. It's...

yeah I second Jesus. Not a Christian but he's a great role model. My stepdad is a fantastic role model. Always worked, treated all his kids equally including me, never loses his temper, speaks three languages, and has never asked for anything other than a quiet life.

you forgot sat on and squashed into jelly. and damn, i forgot to buy pandan cake today now I'M SAD

Used to be on it 10+ years ago, liked it. Stories are still up so I'm ripping them off to rewrite. It's easy enough to use but looks fairly uninspiring. It hasn't been updated in that respect since...well, ever. Can't write smut on it.

I have a £10 gaming keyboard, I didn't need it and I don't play games, but it was a tenner and has pretty light-up keys. It would have been rude not to get it.

I'm one of the ones who found out the hard way that what I was writing wasn't what I wanted at all and hard to start over. Learning curve, I guess. I don't plan well either, I think once the initial plan is worked out, I know the story, so what's the point of writing it? So I am writing, and...

yes, and you know what, nuclear waste sprinkled on top really brings out the flavour, haiyaaa!

Three things: 1: READ 2: WATCH something you find inspiring 3: WRITE any old trash. Even if it's just a 1000 word daydream of you ahem...with that cute crush...it's crap and no-one will see it, but out of it will, 99% of the time, come that one sentence you needed to unlock your brain again...

Ah I see. I mean, I knew it wasn't cold hard cash.....gimme cold hard cash baby! I would consider rewording your prompt a little too, make it more dynamic? Perhaps give the background and bullet point the brief and state flexibility within setting/era? It's not clear if it could be a fantasy...

there's always one isn't there! Mr Maelstrom. yeah I'm crap at this too.

what are GPs? In relation to the prize I mean. None of those entries has done all that much with your prompt IMO

There's surely room in someone's world for Stabby McStabface!? Soz.

couldn't read the second so no idea what that was like but the other two are all telling and no showing. The third better than the first with at least some dialogue.

I second the egg love (2 eggs for me). and, The Book of Enoch.