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dinner (not made by me today) somehow tastes more depressing than yesterday's Loaf Of Sourdough

surely getting two fewer hours of sleep will only be a boon to my productivity and mood today :)))) (I am clearly lying)

my alarm went off but too bad for my phone I've been awake this whole time you technological motherfucker

haven't a clue why my body woke me up at 4:30 am, not enjoying being awake, wish I was asleep but on the bright side I've already brushed my teeth (to get rid of my sleep breath)

I have eaten all but one piece of the sourdough bread loaf

made a soup so I could justify eating a loaf of sourdough bread tonight, accidentally fucked up the soup so now I'm only eating the sourdough bread tonight

pros of chapstick everywhere: soft lips, never chapped cons: run out of chapstick so fast

remember, if you don't ever wanna get exposed for your various lies, don't make various lies

tragic: both you and an acquaintance really enjoyed the same movie but the acquaintance is loudly enjoying the character and ship you dgaf about

it's fun when you can describe someone as a critter

maybe dudes think women are existing wrong and they could do a better job