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Connie has a sweatshirt with kittens unrolling a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, and it says let the good times roll...

Bought a monkey.

Yep, the old kidney foundation really came through for me with my freebie. I been on that damn list for a while. I don't really need the kidney. Look, I know it's shallow, but i wants them. It's a status thing. that's what separates the men from the animals.

Are you depressed? Has high interest rates got you down? My name is Madkins and I'm here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity. Sell your organs, live over the internet! Get money back on your baby! Wait, that doesn't sound right... Where's my sheet?

The monster baby from It's Alive... I saw it at 6 years old, and it scared the piss out of me.

Soylent Green

*sighs* dextro-amphetamine x3 today!

Is it wrong to roll up grass Pokémon and smoke them? Would it be cruel and unusual, or just be another fire attack?

serious, depression, sober...

I'd like to learn how to be more easily offended. Everyone else is so good at it, I feel like I'm missing out on something...

"I want solid gold toilet bowls in my house." ?