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Yes its pretty normal, especially since you don't have that many views. The general stats seem pretty positive though, your 'view to favourite' ratio is brilliant, as is your reader retention, so you might be fitting more the profile of a hidden gem thats going under the radar.

Yak (presumably the arch-nemesis of the bull)

Coprolite

I think you should keep the description when you can tie it to a purpose. For example: 'It felt a little lukewarm' - Cut it, who cares. 'Crystal glass/fancy table' - could be useful, if the purpose is to highlight the protag at a fancy party, feeling out of their depth. You could tie it to...

Yep I use Gender Bender as the primary marker (closest fit) and then tag transgender as one of the sub-tags.

I've always been fond of Count Duckula

I think its worth bearing in mind that publishing conventions in themselves aren't 'the right way to do it.' Tons of great literature from before mass publishing would likely make an editor cluch their pearls (Hugo writing 50 pages on the Parisian sewers amidst Les Mis, War and Peace being...

The one above was kicked out of the zoo. They broke into the elephant enclosure with their arm swinging like a trumk and began calling out 'embrace me, brothers and sisters, for I come to lead you to power beyond your dreams." The anarcho-communist elephant rebellion is growing in strength with...

The one above me likes to put a pair of croissants behind their ears and pretend they are cow horns.

:love: Such a wonderful point, this!

Hey, I'd read it

Well... she's always carried a bit of a flame for the Count of Monte Cristo :cautious:

It's because you're a lady of taste, Leilani :)

Sandra from accounts has an unfortunate meeting with truck-kun and is isekaied into a new life as a half-eaten blueberry muffin. Complete with complex system based progression system. Along the way she meets a lost princess, a tribe of chivalrous if combatitive molerats and a lesbian chestnut...

The one above me once grazed so greedily that they accidentally swallowed an unexploded landmine. When asked how such a thing could have happened, everyone agreed that it was abominable.'

Well personally I'll never stop learning, never stop 'taking notes' or aiming to improve myself. You might never be Lovecraft, but nor are you some loser who must limit themselves to the bare-bones basics or else your little head will explode. Learn, try it out and have a go. I'm sure you'll do...

Robin Hobb's Fitz stories are some of my favourite works of fantasy, and all in first person. And they're a little maudlin in tone, perhaps, but far from trash. I'm actually toying with trying a first-person myself next time out and I'll likely prepare by re-reading those books and making some...

a delicious steak roast upon a charcoal grill seasoning to taste