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  1. TheEldritchGod

    I'm bored

    Flail about in impudent rage while cursing all those that every wronged you then sink into a tailspin of self-loathing and depression. That's my idea of a fun weekend.
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    Who is the most evil character in your book and why?

    The Omnilord. Kinda like a demon lord, but the guy is much more edgy. He's evil, because he thinks he's the good guy. He hates women. All women. Because they are born evil. They don't know they are evil, but they are. They are evil in the way that children can be innocent and evil at the same...
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    How much real-world science from things like biology physics and chemistry should be brought into fantasy worlds?

    Sounds like a skill issue. Look, you just need to know your shit. For example, most people accept gravity is a force, however, it could be an emergent property of entropy, or a result of planck tetrahedrons. Magic can be made up of fundamental particles that connect via rings. Each ring could...
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    What’s fun when ‘Reincarnated as a Monster’?

    Well, as a human, I would never want to be a monster. Because monsters do not exist. Nor magic. However, if a human's soul did get reincarnated into a portion of my great bulk, it might have budded off and ran away by hopping onto a nearby familiar summoning spell to escape me. Said human would...
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    Writing Prompt Two MCs see the same therapist

    The Therapist then makes sure to keep both at each other's throats so she can continue to milk them for money.
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    If your brain were split in half, with each half getting its own body, which would be you?

    At the time of the split, X=Y=O However, 5 seconds have past in your first example. Did you know that if you and I are both looking at the Andromeda Galaxy, and I am walking while looking through a telescope, but you are standing still, there is YEARS difference in what we are seeing, thanks to...
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    Writing Prompt Imagine a setting twenty years in the future.

    I can't be bothered to look up the correct spelling. He annoys me so.
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    Writing Prompt Imagine a setting twenty years in the future.

    In world where every acting role is played by Pablo Pascal...
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    How to rank job/ class rarity?

    Uhhh... why? No. Seriously. WHY? I am a firm believer in the conservation of plot. Never add anything that doesn't serve the plot, and perferably, serves it in multiple ways. Example: I created a magic system. The magic system DIRECTLY affects the player's options in dealing with problems. For...
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    Going slow, to be honest. Wife's treatment's are paying off. She has shown a slight improvement...

    Going slow, to be honest. Wife's treatment's are paying off. She has shown a slight improvement, which is actually incredible, considering that usually the damage is irreversible.
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    Precision or Accuracy

    Accuracy is hitting a target. Precision is the quality of measurement. So killing someone, I'd want to be accurate. For making money, I'd want precision.
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    To authors who do worldbuilding. How big is your lore bible?

    I don't have a "lore bible" persay. I have a massive folder full of stories. I write something, think about if it's worth using, then chuck it in the folder. My policy is, write 3 times what you need. Throw out half, then carefully pare it down as small as you can make your story. If half of...
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    The Minecraft Server has been created

    I thought "To Minecraft yourself" was internet-speak for "to commit suicide". This isn't some sort of suicide cult, is it? I mean, I heard about that movie, but I never played it. Googling it makes it look like Unturned. Is it basically the same thing?
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    AYM Talk: How mpreg childbirth works

    So... how is this different from when a female human gives birth?
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    how to acquire more readers

    I have no problem acquiring new readers. It's remembering to put air holes in the lids rather than in the readers that is the hard part.
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    New author alert!! (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

    Ah... to be a fresh spawn again. There are no gods here. Nor vampires, or other strange otherworldly creatures of any sort. We are all perfectly normal humans around here. HAHAHA! It is just a joke! There is no way anything abnormal is going on. Do we not all have pressurized circulatory...
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    New author alert!! (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

    I do not think that word means what you think it means.
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    Altered Gender Ratio Settings.

    Now this is useful.
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    Altered Gender Ratio Settings.

    Well, yeah. Kinda my point. There is a point where you would have to monitor people's genetic history back like... 4 generations at least in order to make sure you weren't boinking a 2nd cousin or something. I get that I'm overthinking it, but That's what I do. Ironically, I was thinking about...
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