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    What is the best compliment you have ever received?

    My husband and I like to do goofy things while shopping. We stopped going together because of Covid and our baby. These days, I just give my husband a list, but back in the good old days before Covid, one of the cashiers said, "You must be the happiest couple in the world." What about you? What...
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    Resolved Lewd Poems missing from search results and rankings

    Here is a search for things with the poetry tag. I have about 10K views, so I should in theory be third in this lineup: And here are my statistics. I've been releasing a chapter a day lately. Have I been shadowbanned? Was it because I used the word "Nipple" in a chapter title? As always, the...
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    How to get those pesky Webnovel people to leave you alone

    I thought I was safe because I was writing fanfiction, but then they started harassing me, so . . . I was really insulted by their assumption that I'm not taking risks. When they feed you that line, think about another risk you are taking in your life and lob that in their faces! What other...
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    Fan Poems

    My fan on Twitter wrote me some poetry, which I've scheduled for release in my Lewd Poems collection! I'll release it on December 16 since I have a few other treats in store for my readers, but since it has already been released on Twitter, y'all can read it early: This isn't even the first...
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    Harmony

    This is a question for the music nerds out there. I'd like to learn harmony for new songs. One thing I really miss about being in a church choir is learning to sing the harmony for songs such as this: However, it's hard to do that on the internet since the few videos that include harmony...
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    Getting Husband an Ocarina for Christmas

    Let's say you have a baby, and the baby loves to get his hands on everything, so you might want a plastic one, but the ceramic ones look better. If you were my husband, which one would you want?
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    Is Jesus a cyborg of alien origin or a cyborg from the future?

    This was the most logical explanation for Jesus from my previous thread. So now we must ask where Jesus came from.
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    Is Jesus a vampire or a zombie?

    We all know that Jesus rose from the dead, but why?
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    Evolution of walking on two feet

    Being a mother has gotten me thinking about some things. Most theories on why humans began walking upright are centered on the male perspective: Male free hands to carry things. Male bring Female food. Female give Male sex...
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    Forgotten Title Which anime has the stupid girl and the "underwear salesman"?

    There was an anime I remember watching several years ago where the protagonist was really stupid but a good fighter. A guy came up behind her, felt her breasts, and declared them to be a D-cup. She said, "Oh! You must be an underwear salesman!" What's the title, though?
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    Cortisol

    My maternity leave is officially over, and I'm asking for a novel I'm editing.
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    Questions to ask before marriage

    When I read stories of failed marriages, it makes me wonder why the people involved didn't discuss certain things before getting married. While I'm sure that certain unforeseen events may arise, and it's impossible to cover ALL your bases, here are some things I'm glad I discussed with my...
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    Is it OK to pierce a baby's ears?

    Is it OK to pierce a child's ears before they can consent to it? I saw that someone I went to high school with pierced her baby's ears. The baby is younger than mine, and I find this upsetting. I feel that it sends a message to the child that they don't get to decide what happens to their body.
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    Who takes care of the children in your family?

    Let's imagine for a moment that you are in a heterosexual marriage where both of you are cisgendered, and you have children. Who is responsible for taking care of the children and why? How does your family dynamic work? I don't want my views on the matter to influence your vote, so . . .
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    Weaning in Literature

    I was reading this story and came across something very disturbing: they are weaning a baby who can't even talk yet! The baby is extremely upset by the process, but they insist on starving the baby for 3-4 days until it finally eats soup or mush...
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    Tilly Lilly

    This is a game where you have to figure out what Tilly Lilly likes and doesn't like. Once you get it, you can't give away the secret, but you can DM me and ask if you're correct. Once I give you the OK, you can respond to tell people if they are correct in stating what she likes or not. Person...
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    Want to co-author my abandoned novel and actually get published?

    This thread gave me an idea. I don't mention this often, but I am the lead editor for a small press. No, don't send me submissions. I'm on maternity leave, and we have a huge slush pile. There is, however, a project that I abandoned back in 2014 that I'd like to resurrect. I wrote the first...
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    Follow Me For More Recipes

    What are your favorite recipes? Serious and silly answers welcome!
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    Which Song Should I Parody Next?

    I'm running out of ideas for my Lewd Poems, so I'd like to do more parodies. Please suggest a song for me to parody, and I'll do my best to turn it into a song about breastfeeding! I may even pick a different lewd topic if something else comes to mind. Please read through my book of Lewd...
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    Educational Music Videos

    I'm in love with this song: My baby and I have been dancing to it every day for the past week. I also show him some alphabet songs and songs about colors, shapes, numbers, etc. Unfortunately, I can't add those ones to my playlist because content for kids can't be added to playlists. Therefore...
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