(you might not get it... but here we go)
Disciple: Master I'm cold
Master: Go get a blanket
Disciple: Ok *take*
Blanket: Hi let me introduce myself, I'm Yi Bei Zhi (sounds like Blanket in Chinese)
Disciple: Hi Blanket
The Next Day...
Disciple: *puts Blanket away*
Blanket: Hey!! Did we...