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@MatchaChocolate69 (formatting messed up due to an incident... I don't know if it still properly replies to your message so I'm just going to mention you. I used to think that the follow feature was pretty useless in the forum but then I saw you can track someone's latest activities through the...

I just sent my wall of text reply to Matcha early again by accident, deleted it out of reflex... and now I have to type everything again :blob_blank: (well I did save it outside of the text editor, but I still have to go through the trouble of copy pasting) EDIT: I did it again... thankfully...

So I was kind of in the middle of isolating myself to write a chapter but I have to crack a joke so... Stabbing a person in the butt inflicts a thousand years of physical pain, but stabbing a person with your butt inflicts a thousand years of mental pain. So do both. :blob_uwu: Okay back to...

To be fair I'm pretty sure most of us weren't conceived in a conventional manner, so there would be no father in the first place

:blob_evil_two: Ow! ?Gifts are better when earned ? Huh, fortune cookies spontaneously appearing from nothing, what are the odds? No idea what it means though :blob_evil_two: Let's just hope our child doesn't become a protagonist :blob_no: Parents of those don't tend to live very happy lives...

OoO I-i'm absolutely speechless, but I'll do my best to take care of the child, for goddess daikon, Boi, and most importantly, Lord Matcha! :blob_cringe: Hold on :blob_hmm_two: Which one of me is the father?! :blob_shock:

No worries, I'm biologically incapable of making children... Featureless silhouette, remember?

Narrator voice: It was, in fact, exactly what she was thinking of L-lord Matcha, it's too early... we have yet to even eliminate all our death flags! :blob_cringe: :blob_shock: ...wait a minute, are children even possible to make in SHHS?

Goddess daikon has given me her guidance. Lord Matcha, I'm ready, reveal the truth behind those emojis! :blob_upset:

@DannyTheDaikon Goddess daikon, help!!! Do I satisfy my thirst for truth and forbidden knowledge or remain in blissful ignorance? :sweating_profusely:

Hold on, I still want to hear it from you... I'm not a dense anime protagonist like Boi! The last two emojis, explain! >_>

Oh! "Thank you mama"?... haha, I couldn't parse the emojis before you translated them, certainly didn't think of a very different meaning, haha :blob_whistle_two:

*keyboard typing sounds stop* :blob_shock: :blob_pout: *indicates on-screen keyboard* Explain! :blob_upset:

Probably for the best... Doesn't this mean you're praying to yourself to motivate me into writing... does this mean that to answer your prayers to yourself you have to... :blob_dizzy: *brain explodes* *checks tracker* *scribbles down notes* I see :blob_evil:

I'm not even done with the chapters I'm supposed to write before it... Luckily, I've decided to quit procrastinating and wr- *sees Matcha post I have to reply to* It's so screwed... :blob_blank: *stalks you stalking people* :blob_hide: