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  1. TheMonotonePuppet

    Gah! I understand my grandpa has memory issues. But some stuff sticks, so why does grandma act...

    Gah! I understand my grandpa has memory issues. But some stuff sticks, so why does grandma act like everything I ask him is some impossible feat, and I should not even make the effort?
  2. TheMonotonePuppet

    Cannon Fodder

    Me. I won’t speak for others but I feel I am part of humanity’s cannon fodder against the grind of society. My least favorite cannon fodder is skeletons because I prefer them as necromanctic masterpieces or continually refined rather than the chaff they always seem to be become. However, they do...
  3. TheMonotonePuppet

    One Being to Many

    So what I’m getting from your post is “Hell no! I’m not letting myself disintegrate into a bunch of creatures. Screw their sentience and sapience! That was many streams of spray paint of color in clouds most puffy! The stars above glimmer appreciably at this. The tongue licks void-condensed...
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    One Being to Many

    The writing prompt is this: you are an organism of incalculable size and complexity (how that is expressed is up to you). You go about life as you always have, until one day, through some event (again, this is up to you) the “small” parts that make up you start to gain sentience and/or sapience...
  5. TheMonotonePuppet

    What's your perspective on cannibalism?

    It’s a better option in some places that are particularly hostile to outside forays (example: the Arctic). Sometimes leaving shelter in those kinds of places leads to you losing limbs to the cold. Obviously, more hands the better, so cannibalism is definitely the last of last resorts, but it...
  6. TheMonotonePuppet

    What's your perspective on cannibalism?

    Seeing Alski’s comment right after T.K. Paradox’s is pretty darn hilarious.
  7. TheMonotonePuppet

    What's your perspective on cannibalism?

    Tastes like pork.
  8. TheMonotonePuppet

    What's your perspective on cannibalism?

    Oh no! I can't become human! I must refuse flesh of the bipedal ape then!
  9. TheMonotonePuppet

    What's your perspective on cannibalism?

    Yeah... uhhh... you and me both!:blob_whistle_two:
  10. TheMonotonePuppet

    What's your perspective on cannibalism?

    I knew I must have! I find it concerning that I philosophize in my head about cannibalism so much that I'm asking this question again... :sweating_profusely: And what a coincidence! That's funny!
  11. TheMonotonePuppet

    What's your perspective on cannibalism?

    Well, uh, look at the title. I feel like I've already asked this though. :sweating_profusely: Personally, I feel it is an overblown issue in fiction when others are forced to do it out of necessity and/or the person is already dead. Like, that's the hill you die on? If I needed to, or others...
  12. TheMonotonePuppet

    I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED AN SHHS CHAP

    Congratulations! Frick you.? Frick you.? You guys are being way too mean. Kinda disappointed.? This is genuinely worthy of celebration!:blob_party::blobtaco::blob_highfive:
  13. TheMonotonePuppet

    Writing Prompt If I had to choose between the cult of personality or the cult of food, I would rather pick the latter.

    This puppet finds this utterly glorious. I feel seen - and also motivated to eat my dinner now - enjoying seeing my view of the world so delightfully described. The food has color to it, transferred from this digital page to my plate. Thank you!
  14. TheMonotonePuppet

    How do you ACTUALLY get to the trending list?

    Thanks for the clarification! That makes a lot of sense. I wonder why the rest say it too, but I appreciate you clarifying why a lot of others say it! At least now I know why most people say it. @ScarletWeeb My pleasure! Happy to help! :love:
  15. TheMonotonePuppet

    You ever get intimidated with a book idea? Like you won't be able to do it justice?

    Sounds pretty difficult. And yup! I have many story ideas that are out of my reach. Doing a whole story in a personality different to my own. Doing a Pokémon story (I don’t know much about Pokémon other than fanfics). Body horror that relies on deep anatomical knowledge that I don’t have. Etc.
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    How do you ACTUALLY get to the trending list?

    Personally, I don't understand why people seem to think that "trans/bl/gl" stuff is the way to get big on this site. I see many stories getting popular without LGBT+ themes on this site. So could someone explain this to me where this idea is coming from? Because there are many people on this...
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    Nh*ntai got murked on the streets two hours ago

    I sympathize. Something different but kinda similar happened to me. Unfortunately, my state started requiring ID to sign into pornhub. I'm like... I don't want to make an account for something I barely use, much less a porn site! I may be 19, but I don't want to have prove my age to a porn site...
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    Oh @Stealthy_Enigma , Goddess of Pats, what say ye of the nature of upside-down pats and pats of...

    Oh @Stealthy_Enigma , Goddess of Pats, what say ye of the nature of upside-down pats and pats of other orientations in space?
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