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I'm not gonna court her or pound her! She has extreme rolls and yellowed teeth, and her face looks smashed in!

I didn't read that as "naga"...

I'm gonna piss on you!

No, because an inch is 2.54 centimeters instead of 2.5. The .04 cm makes a difference.

*noms *ss*

Did you add salt? Maybe a little spice?

My dinner.

Hello there.

Dehydrated water! Just add water!

I'm 185.5 cm tall (approximately 6' 1")

This is due to the presence of ordowhales, which mostly swap to a different attribute about a month after birth, to balance the populations of all of the whale types.

There are no normal whales on Aeremetherlem'oeth. If you compare to Earth, each variety outnumbers the earth whale population by about 2037:1.

It says in English, because I was too lazy to translate to Arthoanian when typing, "Hello, my name is Numilex Aurythiim."

Ordowhales can cast order magic, while looking and acting like normal whales. Perditiwhales can cast chaos magic, cause their surrounding area to fall into disorder, and seem like ordinary whales from a distance, but not up close.

Aerwhales have six wings, can fly, and possess air magic. Terrawhales have legs and have stony skin, and can cast earth magic. Aquawhales can breathe underwater and cast water magic, but are otherwise like a normal whale. Igniwhales can swim in lava and can cast fire magic, and do not require...

Umbrawhales have shadow magic and look like whales made of shadow, while luxwhales have light magic and shine bright.