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  1. ShrimpShady

    In a positive or negative way?

    In a positive or negative way?
  2. ShrimpShady

    Shromp Rule #🦐 Zip it, dork *shoves anon into a conspicuously question mark-shaped locker*

    Shromp Rule #🦐 Zip it, dork *shoves anon into a conspicuously question mark-shaped locker*
  3. ShrimpShady

    @JayMark I haven't been keeping up with you and Anon's apparent worm situation because of time...

    @JayMark I haven't been keeping up with you and Anon's apparent worm situation because of time zones, but I guess here's a doctor who might help you...? He might also be a worm though
  4. ShrimpShady

    Some people get really up in arms about pronouns, but it really doesn't cost anything to give...

    Some people get really up in arms about pronouns, but it really doesn't cost anything to give that bare amount of respect to the person you're talking to :blob_pat_sad:
  5. ShrimpShady

    Heard the cow got an infection. We might have to put down the whole herd

    Heard the cow got an infection. We might have to put down the whole herd
  6. ShrimpShady

    I've been at peace ever since I learned about the goomba fallacy

    I've been at peace ever since I learned about the goomba fallacy
  7. ShrimpShady

    Daily music recommendation #342 [MEDIA] I've never actually listened to They Might Be Giants...

    Daily music recommendation #342 I've never actually listened to They Might Be Giants, but I do know this song. Why? Because it was featured in a TMBG collab event for the formerly browser-based 2D MMORPG Adventure Quest Worlds. This was in 2011. Yes, 15 years ago. Very nice, catchy tune...
  8. ShrimpShady

    I avoid fanfics not because I think fanfic writers are terrible. No, I simply believe in the...

    I avoid fanfics not because I think fanfic writers are terrible. No, I simply believe in the sanctity of the canonical texts
  9. ShrimpShady

    Was feeling sleepy as hell at work, so I popped into the admin's office that's cold as hell for...

    Was feeling sleepy as hell at work, so I popped into the admin's office that's cold as hell for some reason, and now I'm wide awake :blob_blank: It was like taking a cold shower but I didn't have to get naked
  10. ShrimpShady

    @JayMark Can you confirm? Do you like jazz, or do you fear it with its lack of boundaries?

    @JayMark Can you confirm? Do you like jazz, or do you fear it with its lack of boundaries?
  11. ShrimpShady

    insert arthur clip

    insert arthur clip
  12. ShrimpShady

    It really shouldn't surprise me anymore how often people just straight up lie on the internet

    It really shouldn't surprise me anymore how often people just straight up lie on the internet
  13. ShrimpShady

    You won't get away this time, crook. I have the 2nd amendment to the constitution of Shrimpistan...

    You won't get away this time, crook. I have the 2nd amendment to the constitution of Shrimpistan on my side 🔫🦐 It does really only shoot water though
  14. ShrimpShady

    Reported for politics

    Reported for politics
  15. ShrimpShady

    Daily music recommendation #341 [MEDIA] There's an Indian woman on instagram who posts...

    Daily music recommendation #341 There's an Indian woman on instagram who posts incredible aurafarming day in the life videos with this song. Made me remember it existed Definitely a highlight off of Blonde. The beat switch is immaculate. Perfect for night drives past your ex-situationship's house
  16. ShrimpShady

    sadly not real :blob_pat_sad: i checked

    sadly not real :blob_pat_sad: i checked
  17. ShrimpShady

    You don't know what I know, you ain't seen what I saw, you ain't been where I go

    You don't know what I know, you ain't seen what I saw, you ain't been where I go
  18. ShrimpShady

    I wonder what Tarantino was thinking when he wrote a character who excessively says the n word...

    I wonder what Tarantino was thinking when he wrote a character who excessively says the n word hard r and then casted himself into that role
  19. ShrimpShady

    Do you not see that the whale is very dead?

    Do you not see that the whale is very dead?
  20. ShrimpShady

    I thought you meant they surgically implant the watch inside their arm :blob_facepalm:

    I thought you meant they surgically implant the watch inside their arm :blob_facepalm:
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