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  1. Assurbanipal_II

    [IMG] *chuckles* Feeble creature, you dare to taunt me. :blob_ghost:

    *chuckles* Feeble creature, you dare to taunt me. :blob_ghost:
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    [IMG] I only sign written contracts. So just give me your sou ... You didn't hear that.

    I only sign written contracts. So just give me your sou ... You didn't hear that.
  3. Assurbanipal_II

    [IMG] Do you want to sign up a contract then?

    Do you want to sign up a contract then?
  4. Assurbanipal_II

    :blob_hmm: Where can I order them?

    :blob_hmm: Where can I order them?
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    :blob_hmm: 2000$ ... That sounds quite affordable. I have seen breakfasts for 300$.

    :blob_hmm: 2000$ ... That sounds quite affordable. I have seen breakfasts for 300$.
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    :blob_uwu:

    :blob_uwu:
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    :blob_hmm: Such as?

    :blob_hmm: Such as?
  8. Assurbanipal_II

    :blob_cookie: *leaves a cookie*

    :blob_cookie: *leaves a cookie*
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    Who is the hero of your life?

    Giovanni Falcone and Paolo Borsellino. :blob_cookie:
  10. Assurbanipal_II

    How do I get more people to like my novel?

    :blobtaco:That is fine. It is a way too. :blob_reach: Here a free hug to support your efforts.
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    How do I get more people to like my novel?

    :blob_nom: My verdict Academy: + 5 Academies are always good. People like them. BL: +/- 5 Bl is double-edged. There are people who read it, but there is also a large crowd of people who instantly say no upon seeing the tag. So neither good, or bad. Mystery: 0 Cannot rate it, but imo it is a...
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    How do I get more people to like my novel?

    :blob_hide: Sailus is right here, certain stuff is hard to sell regardless of effort. Other stuff sells meanwhile like sliced bread despite faulty grammar, dubious English, incoherent sentence structure, and non-existent plot just because of the themes. Conclusion, it is a harsh world out...
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    Who is the most tsundere user on the forums?

    Personally, I would say it is Benje, but he is sadly not an option. @BenJepheneT
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    Free feedback thread.

    :blob_cookie: Follow the biscuit crumbs to find my story, aka click on the first story in my signature. Schwarz Der Wille zur Macht. That is the right one. The other has Yuri subplot. Then you are wrong. Standard procedure, I guess. :blobspearpeek: Also, I have stabby knife.
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    :blob_teary: I can't find the thread *too lazy*, help me. Link pleashe.

    :blob_teary: I can't find the thread *too lazy*, help me. Link pleashe.
  16. Assurbanipal_II

    :blob_ninja:My plot to potentially win a new reader has succeeded. Muahahahaha, I friendly asked...

    :blob_ninja:My plot to potentially win a new reader has succeeded. Muahahahaha, I friendly asked and Sailus is none the wiser. Muahahahaha!
  17. Assurbanipal_II

    They asked first, so they get served first. :blob_reach:

    They asked first, so they get served first. :blob_reach:
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    :blob_hide: I am patient.

    :blob_hide: I am patient.
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    Back to this site again so, hello!

    O.o Wut? Really? :blob_blank: *retracts knify* :blob_hide: *friendly wall blob*
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    :blob_hmm: I see. Such a shame. That aside, are you free to review o Sailus the Wise or still...

    :blob_hmm: I see. Such a shame. That aside, are you free to review o Sailus the Wise or still busy. :blob_hide: Don't want to bother you.
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