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  1. JayMark

    Scribblehub Writes a Story

    Albert became depressed and got part times jobs at american style Chinese food buffets, but he binge ate leftovers until he gained 800 pounds, so when everyone saw him they would yell, "Hey! Hey! Hey!"
  2. JayMark

    :sick:

    :sick:
  3. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    moo
  4. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    moo
  5. JayMark

    Scribblehub Writes a Story

    The engineer repaired the window, so Albert could only sue for injuries; he hired 13,001 lawyers.
  6. JayMark

    Scribblehub Writes a Story

    The engineer stretched his neck at the sight, "That's what you get."
  7. JayMark

    Scribblehub Writes a Story

    Albert found some rolled up newspaper and swatted a spider.
  8. JayMark

    The deliberate overuse of "Yandere" tag needs to stop.

    Yes. Klingondere involves yandere kingons. It's a startrek fan fiction version.
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    [MEDIA]

  10. JayMark

    The deliberate overuse of "Yandere" tag needs to stop.

    Yuandere: When China's currency collapses because it loves you so much. Sawndere: If she saws off you limbs. Awndere: Killer girlfriend made of awning. Pawndere: You're just a pawn in her evil plans. Dawndere: She knifes her victims at dawn. Fawndere: A killer doe is in love with you! Cawndere...
  11. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    I worked in a workshop. I worked and the boss shopped. He had some nice cars.
  12. JayMark

    Scribblehub Writes a Story

    And actually the story is better than Homer's Odyssey, and it's better than Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings because it's the greatest story ever told awawawahah bubles duplk kaka da I'm going to fund that story by a million dollars with my spider man movie money!
  13. JayMark

    You should have used that yesterday.

    You should have used that yesterday.
  14. JayMark

    Aww, cute widdle baby no roasting for you. Use your play oven. O boy! You baked brocolli...

    Aww, cute widdle baby no roasting for you. Use your play oven. O boy! You baked brocolli! *claps* Now use the salt. Slice the carrots. *plast toys or bust version* That's a good boy! Okay, time say goodby to Mister Kitty! Click the button! Let's feed Mr. Sharpteeth. Only one, only one. Then one...
  15. JayMark

    You put a quarter of a cup of brocolli in a roasting pan, roast it for 30 minutes at 300 hundred...

    You put a quarter of a cup of brocolli in a roasting pan, roast it for 30 minutes at 300 hundred degree Fahrenheit, then add salt and sliced carrots. Garlic powder on a sock is optional. Then roast for another 30 minutes. Put the cat in the basement. Make sure to lock the door. Now find a...
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    [MEDIA]

  18. JayMark

    Plot questions for everyone.

    The answer is within moo all. Everyone make mind maps. Show your work.
  19. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Fabulaous, now go do it.
  20. JayMark

    Oh, I thought it failed because it was cliche. :blob_hmm_two: ? I'm a very, very, very, very...

    Oh, I thought it failed because it was cliche. :blob_hmm_two: ? I'm a very, very, very, very, very, very wholesome bull.
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