MOOOOOOOOOOO!
Real men have harems.
And they aren't ashamed of it.
Nor will they pretend to be.
And the cows are happier that way too.
Milk and cheese for all.
Just ask them.
Moo.
Moo Principle # 193 - If I put a dingleberry in a box and tell you truthfully that it is a dingleberry when I give it to you, it is at once both a fruit and not a fruit until the box is opened. It's Schrodinger's fruit.