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  1. Nolff

    (Hear me out) I am sleep deprived.

    Lesson to self, don't get into the pataphysics department of SCP. Also, never look up any SCP if you are asked to do so. Curiosity made the cat sleepless. Why, you might ask? Well, hear this little story I recently went through. It's 11:20 midnight, I was still browsing and writing some...
  2. Nolff

    Your name is a joke.

    Your name is a joke.
  3. Nolff

    I was too good with using only the 9mm, Spas, MP9, and the Revolver. Oh, also the crowbar.

    I was too good with using only the 9mm, Spas, MP9, and the Revolver. Oh, also the crowbar.
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    In Half Life 2, I always said to myself that "I better save the bazooka and grenades, those...

    In Half Life 2, I always said to myself that "I better save the bazooka and grenades, those might come in handy.". But, once the Citadel explodes and G-Man approaches me, I got super happy and all of a sudden "Wait, I forgor to use Bazookas,",
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    House girl

    Normals: "Damn... Does that mean I own her?" Degenerates: "Come to papa~" Every single inhumane, incomprehensive, mind-boggling, extraordinary, sadist, brutal, terrorizing, scary, over-f***ing-powered, lunatics: "Question." *Menacingly T-Posing while questioning*
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    Scp-1762

    "I grant the writer as much freedom as they want." Use "I'm" when you add "-ing" to a verb. Let's see... Uhm... A D-Boi died in the containment chamber of 1762. And... Wait, crap, I forgor to finish a chap. I'll go back to finish this prompt later, bye!
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    Yoo, he got on trending? Damn. I wish I could post my chaps consistently... The various types...

    Yoo, he got on trending? Damn. I wish I could post my chaps consistently... The various types of procrastinations be like:
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    Scp-1762

    Hold up mah gurl, leme look dat up Does the MC reborn as a dragon or still human?
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    Can I have the progtangonist talk to the reader in story?

    My guy, you didn't specify the name of the webnovel.
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    Look, Matcha, her eyes are quite... Lifeless. I'm not sure she'll answer anything soon.

    Look, Matcha, her eyes are quite... Lifeless. I'm not sure she'll answer anything soon.
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    Blue's best, Change My Mind

    Blue's best, Change My Mind
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    Warlord, what the fudge? Wait, hold on, WHY DON'T WE PUT HER TO THE RIGHT DIVISION WE SOON...

    Warlord, what the fudge? Wait, hold on, WHY DON'T WE PUT HER TO THE RIGHT DIVISION WE SOON SURE KNOW THE SECRETS OF WHAT SHE STUDY IN SAID DIVISION
  13. Nolff

    Ellie, for the sake of our human intelligence, give us context.

    Ellie, for the sake of our human intelligence, give us context.
  14. Nolff

    Well yes, by international law, I am underage. So, I would like one of Mah Ocs to caress her...

    Well yes, by international law, I am underage. So, I would like one of Mah Ocs to caress her softly and sweetly.
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    Can't mess up the process in France? Shucks...

    Can't mess up the process in France? Shucks...
  16. Nolff

    SHF High-school Fanfic

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    Horror Smut

    Holy moly... May your soul rest in peace, ghost. Erm, excuse me, but that's psychological horror ?? Hold up that's too fast, go back a few steps. It's allowed, for sure. But of course, those who write too many rape scenes would get readers to feel disgust when reading them.
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    Can I have the progtangonist talk to the reader in story?

    Called what? Gimme sauce
  19. Nolff

    Monke

    Monke
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