I sometimes really wish I didn't babysit for so long because it really kneecaps my ability to insult others because you cannot devastate someone by calling them a stinkface
If a giant spider, about the size of a horse, were to swallow a child, would it swallow from the head or feet? I know spiders usually drink their victims but shhhhh
I do have to be wondering where on the internet y'all have been wandering to not know because on one hand it is cursed knowledge and I wish I didn't know but on the other hand how have you avoided this knowledge
I usually despise abo but I keep finding fun yuri stories with that as a part of it; obviously I'm not complaining, it's just weird that I keep stumbling on them
fun fact: the number of people who tried to "adopt" me since I became an adult are 3 elderly women, 1 elderly man, and 1 middle aged couple with children