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  1. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    You're on your own, my guy.
  2. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    THAT'S MALE????! THAT DON'T EVEN RESEMBLE MAN IN A SINGLE WAY!! Look man, what you need is patience. You'll end up burning your mind and prolly decrease your health. Remember, too much is dangerous. You can't swallow more than what you can chew.
  3. Nolff

    I wonder why you're following me, I'm concerned. No, not to myself, but I'm concerned you're...

    I wonder why you're following me, I'm concerned. No, not to myself, but I'm concerned you're following me just to see sh*tposts every day once in a while. That's stalking mah frend.
  4. Nolff

    Time in chapter Data.

    Some already suggest different rating systems like you. I don't know bout you, but some folks here prefer the current rating system. Because we've been coping with rating abuse for a long time.
  5. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    Oh hoho, let me elaborate with you for a moment. You see, a thread like this could appear once in a week, heating the site for an unknown amount of time. This is an example of it. "Posted by ThatTwat3000 I mark this profile as the origin of the “Hopper Incident.” Start...
  6. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    Your pfp doesn't match your gender. I feel betrayed.
  7. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    Where have you been all this time, bud? Seriously, you'd be in every debate thread if you joined this site sooner.
  8. Nolff

    What Good Thing Happened Today?

    I woke up to post a new fanfic while trying to sneakily type with this clanky gaming keyboard in the middle of the night.
  9. Nolff

    What type of horror do you like?

    Oh, so that was things, not thighs. Whoopsiee You ordered this, go cope with it.
  10. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    Mama Owl, can I find one too? :blob_cookie:
  11. Nolff

    Why's there this guy?

    Why's there this guy?
  12. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    Aw, man. There's even a quote from my religion's figure! Where is it... I forgot who said that, but it goes this way. "If you want to be famous with no delay, be evil. Hitler's a celebrity at that."
  13. Nolff

    What type of horror do you like?

    I thought PrincessSailus was one of the bravest... I guess am more brave than her. :blob_sir:
  14. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    Up above this comment
  15. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    That's brutal.
  16. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    In this, it's you.
  17. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    Guys spitting facts, how'll you handle this one, my guy?
  18. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    Good point. I would be proud to announce that I am one of Kalliel's loyalists. Though, I stopped reading that story because I was having mental moments. Pardon me, @Kalliel. :blob_sir: :blob_sir:
  19. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    Hell nah! We got differences! You praise your chars, I don't! Simple! I like people to read my stories too, but... Yours, man? You've spent money and hours trying to get your story up on trending list, now you've gotta wait till the boom start. Examples? Damn... What an idea... Ha...
  20. Nolff

    How the heck to market a story?

    Motherf*cker, I write fanfics too, alright? I suck and you don't, because I have 1k+ while you have 50k+. You should've been glad, dumbo.
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