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I was in the middle of cooking dinner when I heard one of the laundry machines go off and I figured I didn't have the time to deal with it and set the dryer to fluff for a time since I was juggling two loads of laundry and long story short I fluffed an empty dryer as I had already dealt with my...

pretty much all art has been shifted away from creation to bow to an imagined profit margin

in a fit of pique last night I abruptly changed my lockscreen and wallpaper before finally succumbing to unconsciousness n it's a fun little surprise every time I go to unlock my phone

finally everyone and their brother are no longer crowding the gym and I can get to the machines they were just. hanging around on.

my favorite thing to do on my daily walk to the gym is when a neighbor dog comes out to bark at me I scold him for not having any hobbies; obviously the dog doesn't understand my human words but it amuses me nonetheless

well that was a Terrible night's rest, I feel more tired than i started but at least I'm now in the time of morning

dude the stove ain't even on here

I take it and put it in the fridge to try later in the safety of my home after writing a will

spot my beloved I know you're sleepy but today's been a long day and I need to check my email

yeah definitely

Sybil will never frolic, she'll scamper and At Most gambol, but never frolic. It's just not possible for her