Oh shit.
I think I've used all his summon limits.
Ima refrain from calling him for now, prolly a week or so.
Leme edit my statement real quick.
*Editing...*
Done. Whew. God, if we could go back to past.
Look man, they weaponize their cuteness.
I met one yesterday, and he?/she? was purring on my feet.
I pet him?/her? and threw a fish to the floor.
And guess what? he/she took it and dip off the road.
How evil.
Motherf*cker.
I left to attend a Friday communal ritual and I got blasted by y'all again.
And what did you say, Muffin?
I infringed Anon's rights?!
This was a rule signed by the judge of heaven Gabriel himself!!!