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The one above me doesn't have naturally green hair, they lost a fight to some moss and it moved into their hair, where it now lives rent free.

Seraph of the End, Soul Eater, Berserk of Gluttony, all three of those have that. You could also say Beyblade, but that's just kinda up here as a gag compared to the others.

The one above me made a video game, but only released half of it, selling the second half of the game as DLC for the same price as the main game just to make more money.

The one above me already has enough futa plushies, and doesn't need more.

The one above me rescues chimeras and rips them apart to try and sew them back together as the original animals, but doesn't actually know the proper anatomy and just makes really gross taxidermy.

The one above me sold our planet out to aliens.

I think we've all had moments where we wish it were so simple...

The one above me is the result of the felony the one above them commited.

The one above me had alien help to make his rice pyramids, much like the Egyptians with the original pyramids.

The one above me never had anyone to teach them proper nose picking etiquette.

The one above is a sad clown that makes me laugh.

The one above me is a professional failure.

The one above me sees love everywhere, even where there is none, hence why they think everyone blushes around specific people and have bizarre fetishes.

The one above me shrinks my helmet, so my efforts are for nothing.

The one above me doesn't know that the bazooka is mightier than the pen.