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  1. Nolff

    Is this still a problem? This definitely is still a problem. If I weren't wrong, China once...

    Is this still a problem? This definitely is still a problem. If I weren't wrong, China once claimed Natuna Island to be inside their sea territory. Turns out, the Island has been inside my country's economy-exclusive zone long before they claimed it. Good to see my dear ex-Sea Minister did...
  2. Nolff

    Maek sense You no feet You limbless Use wheelchair made for babies

    Maek sense You no feet You limbless Use wheelchair made for babies
  3. Nolff

    This is false. We actually tried to chop you for a barbeque party but the Indians wouldn't like...

    This is false. We actually tried to chop you for a barbeque party but the Indians wouldn't like it and they'll come after us with all kinds of Bollywood bullcrap they have. We don't want any of that. So, we let you be. At least, that's what I caught since the first time you're here.
  4. Nolff

    Same. If that happened to me and then met the lady on the street again, I'd choose one of the...

    Same. If that happened to me and then met the lady on the street again, I'd choose one of the following: -Looks away, or -Stare at her with eyebrows lifted
  5. Nolff

    Ah... Makes sense. ... Hold on, South China Sea? Who owns that hellish border?

    Ah... Makes sense. ... Hold on, South China Sea? Who owns that hellish border?
  6. Nolff

    Why is caviar appealing to rich people?

    Look, we eat chicken eggs too, and we want some variety of the eggs courses.
  7. Nolff

    She either knew what she was doing or she actually missed your forehand and accidentally grabbed...

    She either knew what she was doing or she actually missed your forehand and accidentally grabbed your cheeks and stayed calm so then you'd thought she was drunk.
  8. Nolff

    Wait what, Okay, explain

    Wait what, Okay, explain
  9. Nolff

    It's basically standpoints, isn't it? One's terror is another's joy.

    It's basically standpoints, isn't it? One's terror is another's joy.
  10. Nolff

    Wait, hold on wtf Both Sailus and your explanation get my consciousness cranked to 11 What the...

    Wait, hold on wtf Both Sailus and your explanation get my consciousness cranked to 11 What the hell happened there?
  11. Nolff

    Moderator John Strikes Again!

    I feel bad for ya. Also, that's too funny. Don't mind my laughs.
  12. Nolff

    Now you got me hooked... What thread?

    Now you got me hooked... What thread?
  13. Nolff

    More short chapters or fewer long ones?

    Sounds nice. I'll give it a try soon after I'm back home.
  14. Nolff

    More short chapters or fewer long ones?

    Gimme the tricks, It'll help me a lot.
  15. Nolff

    More short chapters or fewer long ones?

    I'd need like a week to finish 3K. That's either me being super lazy, or my brain that can't hyperfocus at will.
  16. Nolff

    More short chapters or fewer long ones?

    Me: "Dang, everyone writes that much. I Should be able to write so many words too! Let's do it!" Me with ADHD, 5 minutes later:
  17. Nolff

    Cryptic Synopsis

    I'm not a fan of chinese fanfics because of their use of words like 'brother' and 'sister'. When it's a decent story, then I'll continue reading and dismiss the words, and that rarely happens. For this one? Well, fanfics are specifically made for people who love a fandom. So usually, the...
  18. Nolff

    No, not that one. The one with pictures at least.

    No, not that one. The one with pictures at least.
  19. Nolff

    @Nevafrost Alr then.

    @Nevafrost Alr then.
  20. Nolff

    Oh jeez, sounds boring. Hey, would you lend me a history book?

    Oh jeez, sounds boring. Hey, would you lend me a history book?
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