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alright I'll keep my ears perked little chick

it's a miracle that you have survived this long; just call for help at that point

under heated blanket with dog in lap after a breakfast of french toast yes I am bragging about this current situation

...smack them with your fluffy tail until they listen to your words

step on them with your mighty paws until they submit, then grow teeth to bite them

just keep biting until it stops moving

my protagonist is still a child ^-^ so far I've thrown her down two rivers, experience bullying, put her in a mildly abusive orphanage, had her fight giant worms with wiolence (worm violence), oh yeah and a giant mantis tried to eat her

excellent intelligence and vitality, good strength, average dexterity, poor agility I don't bother with magic most of the time but on occasion I can breathe a bit of fire when I don't just straight up tear someone apart with my teeth (in either forms)

owo

uwu

https://www.theonion.com/mom-and-dad-im-gay-and-also-stronger-than-both-of-you-1819584748

there are few sensations as disheartening as accidentally swallowing a lozenge before it's finished

heehee pretty nails

painting my nails after a fit of pique

dang this slow roast smells fantastic, the fats rendering nicely

ah, pegs, the nails before nails