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  1. Jailbreak571

    How do you write a believable tree?

    ... Hi, my name is quandle dingle. You see, I'm always stuck on this planet you humans called "mars". I am also writing a novel that is based on your planet. My problem was how to write a believable tree. Ever since I was a little marshan, I was always fascinated by the wonders of your "trees"...
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    ... starting in the middle going first is a rookie mistake. I respectfully disagree. Going in...

    ... starting in the middle going first is a rookie mistake. I respectfully disagree. Going in the middle will always result in a win or draw for the first guy. If you want to be tricky, always go for the corners. Don't go for the sides though(sides are poisoned). Also, don't take this seriously.
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    ... I see, knowledgeable as always.

    ... I see, knowledgeable as always.
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    ... Talk to someone.
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    ... :blob_cookie:
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    ... I see.
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    ... It lasted three hours and my opponent was the toughest guy ever met. It was a "who makes a...

    ... It lasted three hours and my opponent was the toughest guy ever met. It was a "who makes a mistake first loses" kind of game.
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    ... I think I just had the best game of chess up to this date.

    ... I think I just had the best game of chess up to this date.
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    Life is Unfair: Forum Mafia: Day 1

    ... Terraria, this is your fault.
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    Life is Unfair: Forum Mafia: Day 1

    ... I forgot to kill someone lol
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    When do i get my nickname dammit!

    ... I like to think of myself as normal. Dunno about y'all though.
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    This might get ugly fast... Quick! Cover!!!

    This might get ugly fast... Quick! Cover!!!
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    Can anybody here beat me in chess?

    ... Judgement cut. dashes dramatically check your balls.
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    Can anybody here beat me in chess?

    ... Nah, data books says that it was a valid move in the past. It was one of the most viable moves to the point that they have to ban it in some tournaments. Though in early 1400's it was officially abolished.
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    Too much inner monologue?

    ... At this point, shitting might also be philosophical.
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    Life is Unfair: Forum Mafia: Day 1

    ... Thus, the cycle repeats.
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    Life is Unfair: Forum Mafia: Day 1

    ... You know what? I'll also trust my random hunches. @Agentt vote nep.
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    Life is Unfair: Forum Mafia: Day 1

    ... @Agentt time please?
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    ... Hi.

    ... Hi.
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    Life is Unfair: Forum Mafia: Day 1

    ... Chaos, I like it, :blob_cookie:
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