[INsert Penultimate Word of Ultimate Chaos Power, a word too marvelous for mere mortals to ever fully comprehend as it is an utterance of multifaceted meaning and power:]
"Moo"
It's Michael Jackson but his plane crashed in the Sahara, and while he survived the crash, he walked in the sun for three days with third degree burns while dehydrating to death.
They are trying to protect me from being eaten. Cats and I are besties, except for Alski. I don't think Alski is actually a cat. He's an alien demon wearing a cat's skin.