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a solid goddamned minute of unskippable ads until you can finally skip the last ten seconds of the forth ad. I stg if I had the money I would physically brutalize the people in charge of this with rocks until they unhinged their lips from the asses of their shareholders

78 but I've got little chapters

I feel like if I was immortal you'd just be finding me places. Space, Marianas trench, marinara factories; I'll just be places and nobody could stop me

I think overall I'd be a pretty benevolent god, like sure I wouldn't go out of my way to help my worshippers but they wouldn't have to worry about getting smote as often and my symbolism would probably be rad as hell

sleep well

mamma Mia is such a fun movie I'm glad I decided to watch it

happy val's mah pals

it seems most prefer raw

^ salamander

happy birthday

my first attempt at a gym jaunt was successful in that I didn't die but that's the nicest thing I can say for this workout