Hark! you are now Lord/Lady fancypants, honorable liege of the land of fancy pants; it is now spring and your ingenious gardeners seek your measured hand to best decorate and not besmirch your good name; choose wisely.
I'm not saying that you can't have weird and useless decorations, I'm just saying that they mean more if you find them in places other than like. Michael's and hobby lobby; find your stuff in thrift stores and garage sales rather than the sanitized aisles of some megastore