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ah, the morbs; I didn't miss them

defenestration is one of the funniest words ever invented and I hope to one day verb it, either as the flinger or flingee

I oughta learn to debone fish, that's a useful skill to have

yowza it's windy outside

I'm trying to hide my expression so mom doesn't get jealous because this box meal fried rice has stuff she's allergic to but goddamn this is phenomenal fried rice

scheduled my tax appointment 10 dead 5000 injured

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accidentally brushed too far back on tongue one billion dead 3000000 explosions

evil mother, stepmother, and nanny are surprisingly common and long lasting tropes, with far fewer examples given for male counterparts; I don't really understand why but isn't it odd?

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After a lot of research that will most certainly lead to weird ads later, whether or not frogspawn is edible is very debated due to the sheer amount of ai clogging up everything, damn it all. Moving on, more sources say that frogspawn isn't particularly edible (or recommended to be eaten) than...

why is it that the urge to engage in horror media always intensifies when it's nighttime?

sir puppydog is looking at me like I kidnapped him into my lap when this time he came up of his own free choice; why are you blaming me for your choices sir

"thank you for your offer of friendship but I'm not here often or long enough to not waste your time"