Moo Principle # 309 - Know what you are eating. It's inadvisable to attempt consuming a Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie without the stick of Fundleburg handy as a safety measure. And that's the minimum precaution. Have you not seen the flute?
Moo Principle # 308 - This is Moo Principle # 1 for accounting purposes. The next Moo Principle will be number 309 but will be Moo Principle # 1,398,067 for accounting purposes.