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Dang autocorrect will correct words even when spelled correctly

SHF gonna be the next tender at this rate

The janitor Appears behind you without you noticing and whispers softly in your ear "oh look some garbage for the furnace" you're never seen again the school doesn't respawn you and you cease to exist within the schools reality

Why?

This is why you get mugged

If you're interested I can offer you a wide range of personal defense weapons/devices in any caliber/energy type you might desire at the low low cost of only 100 chocolate chip cookies (I got a hankering and the dang cat won't give me anymore ever since it learned I'm a dog person)

the janitor Appears before you he pats you on the head and says "I'll find whoever did this" he turns around to start his hunt the air around the school begins to vibrate with palpable fury

Let's be real all the suspects were/are just going to mug @Sola-sama to make the payments

Man am i glad to be a proud virgin today But I'll at least volunteer to be the cool uncle

Also @Corty you should probably update your glossary page to be the local teen mom every school has at least one it seems nowadays

Yes a happy one

The last few hours can be summed up with the wisdom of Bob Ross

Can we have headmaster Tony pretend to be Maury for just one chapter?

The janitor Appears behind you without you noticing and grabs you by the shoulder and whispers in your ear "you've made this mess now you have to take responsibility for it... Or else"

I'd just like to remind ALL students that any tournaments, death games, races, game shows, rap battles, etc, etc, can be held all year round in either the school arena or (nearly) never ending forest behind the school. Please have your fun there and not in the school building itself.

I can see it now one of the Eldritch beings wearing a flat cap floating over a milk crate shouting "extra extra read all about it" in a terrible British street urchin accent

If it was for the bird why was she responding to me???

The janitor looks at the offered food strangely "Uh thanks?" *Sniffs it shrugs and eats it "you're a nice girl don't let the others get to you" he pats you on the head and walks away whistling a lovely tune that makes you think of your grandpa

With glee in your heart you think you've escaped to continue your wanderings as you flutter about from here to there suddenly the walls and floor stop moving confused you flutter your wings to continue moving but no matter how much you try you don't move from where you were Suddenly a callused...