I'm a shape-shifter. Also someone chopped off my balls and hid them from me. So I've taken this form.
The one above me knows where my balls are and needs to be questioned.
There was a guy in my neighborhood who drove around in a van with a big smile on his face. Maybe it was because he always had candy, which he bought from local businesses. He was good samaritan too. He watched over the school zones like a hawk to make sure everyone was safe. And if any of us...