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  1. T.K._Paradox

    Magic and Technical elements in a war-time story

    Saga of Tanya the Evil.
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    @SakeVision America. And the person driving the truck was a sophomore, but you can technically...

    @SakeVision America. And the person driving the truck was a sophomore, but you can technically get a license at 14 and 8 months.
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    @tiaf most of the people I know from high school didn't actually smoke they did other things...

    @tiaf most of the people I know from high school didn't actually smoke they did other things like drop acid while driving and ditch their truck or lace dab pens with oxycotton and give then to freshmen.
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    @Zoey that would be understandble if the MC was not a teenager.

    @Zoey that would be understandble if the MC was not a teenager.
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    Ask Me Anything

    Don't give me hope. --------------------------- Why did you go from writing smut to being a bath salts using philosopher?
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    I used to have a plaid one but it ended up making me look like one of the boondock saints...

    I used to have a plaid one but it ended up making me look like one of the boondock saints brothers got type three diabetes.
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    I was reading some Chinese novel and the protagonist takes a huge drag on a cigarette and calls...

    I was reading some Chinese novel and the protagonist takes a huge drag on a cigarette and calls it 'refreshing'. I am sorry what? This must be some cultural Chinese shit, given the fact inhaling the 'fresh air' in Beijing is like licking a block of asbestos.
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    Hell is also a city in Michigan. Which for about two-thirds of the year is frozen over.

    Hell is also a city in Michigan. Which for about two-thirds of the year is frozen over.
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    Recommendations Spitting as a technique

    Lobo from DC comics has done this.
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    The amount of positivity coming off of Paul would make a nihilist burst into flames, like a...

    The amount of positivity coming off of Paul would make a nihilist burst into flames, like a demon in a church.
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    People are often bitter with their own lives and think there is some type of universal secret to...

    People are often bitter with their own lives and think there is some type of universal secret to happiness, and when it's found out to be nothing but patience, enjoyment, and understanding they delude themselves into believing that isn't true to make up an excuse for not being able to address...
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    Most intelligent person on SH

    That is how it is pronounced.
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    You must've misheard this a court of LAW, not one of kangaroos.

    You must've misheard this a court of LAW, not one of kangaroos.
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    The Hater's Ball

    I hate 'ironic' or post-ironic humor, it grates on my soul with the amount of snark that comes with it. I hate the little cracks in the sidewalk or pavement that make me feel like I have to step over them. Or the the fact I turn a doorknob 4 times to feel comfortable, twice to the left and...
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    Most intelligent person on SH

    Expectations: Refined British Aura Reality: Master Chef Duck Dynasty Edition
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    Most intelligent person on SH

    This but unironicly. Ben is a pretty smart dude, watch his stuff with Stephen O'Bria and filter out all the sexual stuff and you have a fairly intelligent person. With sexual stuff you just have a very pent up guy with eternal post nut clarity.
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    Most intelligent person on SH

    No bro, why!? Don't make me out to be smart people might actually ask me for advice on stuff. I am just the funny apple man, that occasionally inhales to much paint fumes, and goes on pseudo philosophical rants.
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    With the sheer amount of people calling me racist as of late, I am surprised I haven't been...

    With the sheer amount of people calling me racist as of late, I am surprised I haven't been banned. (For special Internet people that might want to ban me, I am not racist.)
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    I hereby declare victory against the haters.

    Do you just hate fun?
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    I hereby declare victory against the haters.

    Nah, you put the romance in necromancer. Whereas I put the fun in funeral.
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