Moo Principle # 361 - Your life is a meme where you are stuck in useless late stage corporate socialism trying hard to find a decent place that serves four cheeze pizza.
Moo Principle # 358 - Everybody poops. I poop. We poop. He poops. She poops. They poop. Yes, even you. You poop. We all poop together on this tiny planet of ours, until it is full.
You might be managing to pull off the cool, cute, chill trifecta. That's too much power for one being.
I'm sorry, but I must discourage you by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!