(Reminder)
Every time you open your mouth you run the risk of acquiring broken kneecaps.
To stop this, remember to: D.I.E
D - Don't just say what comes to mind.
I - Improve your thought with high class vocabulary.
E - Expect to at any moment be put in a stranglehold by lovecraftian loan...
-Warning-
If you are participating in anti-idiot crimes, you can get up to 1 slap-of-the-wrist and a jelly donut fine.
If those numbers scare you, come to us, the authorities, and we'll give you a pat on the back and a dollar.
We'll also allow, at your discretion, to choose what form of...
-Fun Fact-
Since the year 1800, there has been a 500% increase of anti-idiot violence.
If you or your loved ones believe you might soon be victim of this, please call the authorities, who will send you to the next realm peacefully.
-Fun Fact-
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-Fun Fact-
If you can juggle, you have a 90% chance to have wasted your time.
You also have a 35% chance to be attacked by a wild clown at any moment.
-Fun Fact-