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Consider this a hate message and feel both despair and embarrassment. I just read the prologue of Devil's Despair and noticed that for the dialogue when you had something after it you always used the names of the character. Instead of using I for the point of view, or he for the other person...

He wasn't just my goat, he was my greatest friend! You are now my mortal enemy. Every time you notice things just a little off, or just out of reach, know that it's me, pulling on your strings like god played with Pinocchio.

I'll never forget May 6, 1937. I had just finished seeing a Broadway play with my adoptive billionaire parents when we decided to ride a ferris wheel. As we rode the ferris wheel home to our billionaire mansion all of a sudden there was a large boom. The next thing I knew all three of us and...

When life gives you lemons screech because you're lemonphobic after the tragic 1982 accident.

I hate when I drown myself by pouring lava directly down my gullet.

I'm so so stupid I was so confused why the bold, italic and other stuff wasn't working and it's because I'm a fool with toggle BB code enabled.

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That was your mistake. A live demonstration should only be done with a receptive audience, if not, the response can ball out of control or drop flat. Warcrimes are also frequent, but manageable. With a simple search on TheSpidersNest.com you should find multiple people willing to give up their...

Not the government, but if you walk into any type of store or bank and show them something really cool they'll just give you money. I'm not entirely what the criteria is, but they like shiny black things from my observations. Maybe you can hack into their systems and figure it out?

Somebody once stole my cookie and now I am actively trying to destroy humanity. I'm like this so obviously everyone else is as well, to some degree.

None... Unfortunately.

Can we please go back to memes...?

Writing Prompt: A normal everyday fantasy world where our protagonist is reincarnated into a crab. He gathers monster buddies and waifus but all their MAX evolutions are crabs since crabs are the greatest lifeform.

I have not said anything to try and (jokingly) get myself banned in a while, so I'm going to talk about religion. My religion, as most of you have probably guessed by now, is anarcho-posadism. I'm am an advocate for nuclear winter outside of these forums, own the best telescope money can buy...

Hmm... I prefer the softer, sweet variant of bricks.