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Woah, dude. You're not supposed to write things in different languages. It's against the rules.

Did you just say all Italians have rabies? Don't tell me you're racist too, just like the man?

¿por que no habla italiana?

Iz day a flour on her chezt? It woud hurt if it groo out of her chesties!

Nooo!!! I dun gu tab prarbies cause I'ma gud citers son and I fall lough the vase tree gaid lynes!!!

Cuz it gives me the heehees like Mikey Jack-a-boy. whenz da lass time you did somin just to have fun? Why ar my words all fuuuxxy? Itz nod rarieez nowun envites me cauza my lack o frens an the Codger Nightlife virus. I wenu a parpiey once in ninedy day won and met Steephin Kghnihglng, da...

You never herda Goobie Rammo fore da veeginteech? But he'd so funni when hes yellin at all the peepole!! Haha! (My favrite mowment is when he askd for da buder!)

What are you talking about? I've never even used a projector before. I don't even own one, for that matter.

First I find out The Man is racist, and now you're telling me he's a foodiphiliac!?

Eyyyy! Its Goron Rammy!

Online school would be so much easier if I didn't have to multitask listening to the teacher and deefeamting te ender dragin in minedcraft. (I am a gamer like that!)

I suggest instead of the monkey, you use this entirely unrelated MineCraft painting.

According to The Man, yeah. Hope he changes it before he gets banned.

...He already has two warning already? Unsurprising.

The signs were all there… How could I have been so blind?

You hate interracial couples? I didn't think my opinion of you could go lower than it already has, but you've surprised me. I didn't know you were racist.

Well, most men don't get breast reductions, so that makes sense.

This is all true, Yes it is very, You can trust me, For my name's not Garry I've never lied, Except with your mom, I've never denied, When something's not false. They call me a prophet, A poet, a god. They call me a genius, I don't… own a dog. This is the truth, You know there's no lying...

…I would never lie. I can't. In fact, you know compulsive lying? I'm the complete opposite of that. I physically, mentally and spiritually cannot lie. If I were to ever lie, I'd explode from the stress it would produce. Anything I have and will say should be taken at face value, because I...

I rounded.