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  1. HelloHound

    Writing Prompt Envy's Poem Thread

    Something rotten on my tongue lies dead or dying the taste is the same I seek my own dissection table for absolution Maybe if I dig deep enough inside me I can pluck out the wrong bent over, blood up to my elbows as I exclaim "Ah, now I can fix this!" But instead my living body bloats with...
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    aw, I think the rain cloud is moving away...I haven't even finished my cup of coffee :(

    aw, I think the rain cloud is moving away...I haven't even finished my cup of coffee :(
  3. HelloHound

    Gimme vampy powers

    shapeshifting into various animals
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    it's raining so loudly I can barely hear myself think. Smells nice though

    it's raining so loudly I can barely hear myself think. Smells nice though
  5. HelloHound

    hell yeah strawberry fest

    hell yeah strawberry fest
  6. HelloHound

    When did you realize that the grass is actually greener on the other side

    grass is greener where you water it
  7. HelloHound

    you should indeed envy me

    you should indeed envy me
  8. HelloHound

    since the kid I'm babysitting isn't potty trained yet I got to watch one of those diaper...

    since the kid I'm babysitting isn't potty trained yet I got to watch one of those diaper changing videos, which is always fun (I'm sarcastic, this wasn't fun in particular) so hopefully the kid works with me on the whole diaper situation
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    What if you were the evil clone and your (literal) better half looked down on you in both pity...

    What if you were the evil clone and your (literal) better half looked down on you in both pity and horror
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    slept great and now gradually making breakfast, now I just need to stretch beyond human...

    slept great and now gradually making breakfast, now I just need to stretch beyond human contortions in order to get my back happy with me
  11. HelloHound

    lol. lmao

    lol. lmao
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    finished pretty much all the artistic junk I wanted to do before being taken to hell (Florida)...

    finished pretty much all the artistic junk I wanted to do before being taken to hell (Florida) in the middle of summer (double hell) to see the birth of my future niece. Two points stand from this: 1. I better be that child's favorite aunt, uncle and maybe even grandparent for subjecting myself...
  13. HelloHound

    thanks!

    thanks!
  14. HelloHound

    there is a specific vine that is stuck in my head where three people who covered their heads in...

    there is a specific vine that is stuck in my head where three people who covered their heads in blankets are rhythmically bouncing to a song. I don't know the name of the vine and it is a minor torment
  15. HelloHound

    owo

    owo
  16. HelloHound

    Design end

    thanks!
  17. HelloHound

    threw a blanket over Dorian's head, he growled and then immediately settled back down in defeat lmao

    threw a blanket over Dorian's head, he growled and then immediately settled back down in defeat lmao
  18. HelloHound

    painting a triceratops pink

    painting a triceratops pink
  19. HelloHound

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    I make all the noises because I am multitalented UwU but I find that my woofs and barks are...

    I make all the noises because I am multitalented UwU but I find that my woofs and barks are relatively equal with the dark horse of Arf popping in from time to time
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