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started dinner and now am chilling

swept the floor, unloaded the dishwasher and (with great peril) I found the ingredients for tonight's dinner. it's statistically unlikely that my brother and/or sil were drunk while putting together their pantry but a quick look provides a lot of speculation otherwise

the pup fell asleep and now I'm suffering from my legs also falling asleep. I hope he wakes and leaves soon so I can get feeling back in my legs

I have kidnapped puppy for puppy in lap time. He is warm and squirmy

yard: mowed bricks: placed

alright I tidied up their yard of bombs and then sprayed the solution, let it dry, fill in the holes that bandit happily provided and then sprayed the solution again. After that's dried and the yard has been mowed I can put down the bricks to help prevent the dog from trying to dig in those...

thought "oh this pillow has an interesting texture, I wonder what kind it is?", looked inside and it's two pillows inside one pillowcase

the dog betrayed me the moment his owners came back so my lap is now dogless

gave the dog a bath and after an operatic performance of how my betrayal has ruined his life (plus other things) I now have a mildly damp dog pouting on my lap

spent a while putting together baby stuff for my brother and SIL only to find out that they got them second hand, so no instructions and then to my great dismay, missing pieces. So rather than (yet another (apparently)) baby bed attachment, they have a shelf on wheels, godspeed

what an expensive and exhausting Walmart trip

yes and she could pass easily

well. I've slept on worse air mattresses

I am now in Florida