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The fools who made doors with circular holes shall be put to death. And a new age will rise. An age where only the true-geometrized will remain in a square-cube utopia. The lessers, the rhombi, and the filthy rounds will be expunged. It will be a perfect Boxdom.

Ever since I was a young cube I was stacked on top, and I never forgot the feeling. My edges were sharp and my corners were pointed unlike the drab masses. My six faces lit the way for these doldrum curs. Neither convex nor concave, my planes were perfect.

I have the potential to usurp. You're nothing but a Confused Shitstain of a Jack Officer, but how many different types of whore am I? It's clear which one of us is more qualified to be the Crown Box of the Boxdom of Whoredom. Ever since I donned the box both my popularity and my conviction have...

Ahhhhhh! \(^o^)/ *Huggles* *Huggles* *Huggles* *Huggles* Huggles. Ugh. Too strong. Spine shattering... Help! Elp. Lp. meee ? (^-^) *Eyes* *Eyes* *Eyes* *Eyes* *Eyes* My eyes! What are you doing with that sharpened spoon and jar of formaldehyde?! ? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! X

I've already scanned her profile. She appears to have no known weaknesses. If you're caught alone in a dark alley it'll be too late to blow the whistle. For now you might want to use a box like me. 5 sides of cardboard provide provide incredible mental comfort.

Maybe you have nothing to worry about since, Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.

She calls herself a, "Pure and Innocent Maiden". Can you really trust someone who takes special steps to embellish and affirm their own innocence from the get go. "Hello, I am pure and innocent. Let's be friends." "Nice to meet you. I never lie or murder. Let's be friends."

I not paranoid, and I am not overreacting. I remember clearly that she one time said that my avatar was pretty. Especially the eyes. Surely she said that with the connotation, "I will rip your eyes out and keep them in my special collection." If you still had eyes you'd be worried too right?!

Warned :s_eek:

Ever wonder why I wear this box nowadays? It's to protect my identity from these hugglers. They'll huggle you straight to hell. You've been warned.

Don't trust anybody who picks up and *huggles* skulls. *Huggles* are just to make you lower your guard. Just look at how many people she's following, following and waiting for the right time to strike! Never forget that huggle rhymes with struggle and smuggle. Before you know it, you'll be in...

"But I already knew what is beneath the box to begin with. :sweat_smile:" Your blob smiles so sweetly for now.

Yeah. I borrowed his box. Ehehehe. There's something underneath the box though ... it's not just a head inside there. Ohohoho. And when the box is finally removed ... a metamorphosed something will emerge.

I might have been called Rosy Whore, I am also a Boxy Whore, but never forget every human being also has some degree of Attention Whore in them. Thus I donned this noble box so that all the senpais would notice me. ?

The box of the hero was placed upon Yorda's head. From that day forth, senpai would notice.

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