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  1. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    VoidxBoi? Oh goodness I should have known I set a flag when I said there was no incest on the eldritch family tree :blob_no:
  2. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Welcome back you quack doc- I mean, Lord Albus. Don't shoot the messenger. The list was provided by Boi, I just made the roll table >_>
  3. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *ahem* We do not, cuddle, no, for that would mean I take you into my arms for sole purpose of endearment! Chigaimasu! What I do is enclasp my possession so that it is imprinted upon his stubborn mind that he now permanently rests within my grasp. The hold is tight enough to leave you gasping for...
  4. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    The genetic defects can be negated by the Villainess' Declaration, problem? Wait why are we talking about inbred offspring...
  5. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    The death flag is on meeeee :blob_no:
  6. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Hold up guys wedding plans before a character arc fully resolves is a death flag! :blob_shock:
  7. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    She never really did use you as furniture(literally) now that I think about it :blob_hmm_two: O-one of me? What do you mean, goddess daikon? A-and I, a mere minion, would never even dare to think of something such as m-m-ma-rryi :blob_upset::blob_no::blob_dizzy:- *explodes and temporarily turns...
  8. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Lord Matcha, I had just discovered that you can grow chocolate! :blob_aww: You see, I had buried a bunch within my time capsule, and shortly after I had enshrined this scythe, they started growing like crops in an open field! I used this scythe to expedite the process, but I believe we now have...
  9. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *Bursts into the room with a chocolate scythe* Lord Matcha...:blob_blank:
  10. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Danny has said before that the avatar and All Mother Daikon lore :blob_popcorn:
  11. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

  12. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    I didn't know goddess daikon could bless her followers with her braincells as well :blob_hmm:
  13. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    breathes in you are what you ea-
  14. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    In the wise words of a certain ebil vampire: Goddess daikon is still goddess daikon :blob_uwu:
  15. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    I wonder what's happening to me in the CIA water torture timeline? If goddess daikon goes missing for too long I'll be looking for her :blob_evil_two:
  16. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    It's like blasting Re:Zero S2 in one ear and an SoL anime into the other
  17. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    I don't know if this means that I'm a beacon of mental health or my sanity is so abysmal that even a masochist acknowledges the warning signs Either way I'm honored :blob_uwu:
  18. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Hmm... Three access prompts, that's one for each of myself :blob_evil: I'll interpret this as only Heroine Ssemouy managing to gain access to the forbidden knowledge :blob_uwu: My chapter already shows that Ssemouy is the stalker type yandere at worst. Seymour is well... She melted him down...
  19. SsemouyOnan

    As someone who has never played Elden Ring and only ever heard of it from friends, I can confirm...

    As someone who has never played Elden Ring and only ever heard of it from friends, I can confirm giant lobsters are traumatizing
  20. SsemouyOnan

    [IMG] Aight screw it the stars are taking too long to align, let's just make the Great Old Ones...

    Aight screw it the stars are taking too long to align, let's just make the Great Old Ones ourselves.
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