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took a melatonin, wish me luck in my swift and lasting unconsciousness

saled

note to self: when on less than three hours of sleep, taking a nap for an hour will not help you. the hour-long nap is the enemy

I need to ritualistically hunt somebody for sport ???

grabbed about 3 hours of sleep, which is better than nothing

....still awake....

looks like another sleepless night, but who knows. maybe I can immediately get to sleep after finishing this message

hm...I hope you find termites in your shoes. I hope every time you click on a link the website you're on jolts so that you actually click on an ad that sends you to three different websites. I hope you get a mysterious ache in the corner of your jaw that lasts until you finally get a dental...

I hope the next time it snows a large chunk of snow slides underneath your clothes and melts near your butt as you frantically try to get it out

I hope the next time you use chapstick it scrapes against your teeth and you have to taste it for five minutes even after you try and rinse your mouth

I'm feeling mildly irascible and thus want to curse someone but only if they get the context of the curse as a curse

when I'm feeling formal, I call dorian mr.baby in a very official manner

now I have to tilt my head for a long while