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Anon put the worm in my feed to force me to praise him. to be fair, he might not have known it would eat my brain.

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Reminder: The last to comment here wins.

You're the father of this one, so get to the hospital and take responsibility! And don't wear that Christmas hat, you'll embarrase me! https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/hospital.27085/

I ran out of reacts, so have a MOOOOOOOOOO!

@Corty needs to be my lamaze coach. His job will be to scream BREATHE! BREATHE DAMMIT! at the top of his voice like a drill instructor.

:blob_hmm: @RedMuffin :blob_reach: Or is it just my cravings? :blob_no: I can't tell.

There's no nurse! There's no doctor! There's a shaman hitting me with dead sticks! And some creepy old woman keeps trying to give me stale cough drops!

This hospital is a travesty! I'll just get an able wetnurse and do the birth at home! :blob_catflip:

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That's not as bad as you think. Make the sleeve longer and it'll help a lot.

It's not, it's completely different!

NO!

Write-athon! I dream to be the very best. Like no one ever was. To think thoughts is my test To write them is my cause I will travel across this realm Searching my mind wide Each metaphor to understand the simile inside! Write-athon! Copyright 'em all! It's you and me. You know it's my...

Don't yawn. You'll make yawn and the baby could fall out.