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*stabs with a real knife* See, knives ARE harmful! Be careful with them, you could've hurt yourself

I like how they put actual astronomical objects and concepts, then there's just C O S M I C H A N D

Woah, wigs taste like cotton candy? *noms* They really do! :blob_aww: The texture definitely takes a while to get used to, but it's kind of like carpet! Here, have a wig.

Can't look at all the AI images unless I want to obliterate my mobile data :blob_dizzy:

*hands one of you a wig*

This ended up being more comical than I thought... :blob_hmm: I'm gonna go to sleep

My, did I not make it clear? Be. Silent. *Seymour raises a gun-shaped object with a searing metal tip* *its a glue gun* *your lips are sealed with hot glue* It is a matter of course and natural order that you remain by my side. But you do not count as another. No. To me, you are but mere...

I'm sorry, goddess daikon! I acted without thinking... It's a bad habit of mine... *hunches over and brings thumb close to lip*

Huh, I really do still have my Scribblia-era dice manipulation powers

!roll 1,2

Watch me roll a 1

Wah! Goddess daikon, I don't even know what I did wrong T_T

[You have successfully avoided the incest route]

You need to do that 2 more times for all my egos Well, it doesn't matter to me, Lord Matcha is Lord Matcha!

This family drama is making me nervous :blob_shock: *bites thumb nail*

Like I said, we'd lose a steady source of income. We'd be missing a mountain for a molehill. He doesn't even save that much, he spends all his not-lunch money on Puppet's Cult of Stars merchandise.

Then the issue would be grave enough for him to be promptly disowned and executed by his Nigerian Prince father. Who happens to be his biggest source of lunch money, mind you. Those village bounties are a pittance compared to their royal treasury. (seriously, they have an infinite amount of...

Boi... I know we're an evil mafia eldritch family but isn't this a bit too much even for us? :blob_shock: