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Yorda sees a light switch. Yorda flips the light switch off.

Granted. The wish-fulfiller was new at the job and misinterpreted your wish instead of interpreting it incorrectly. Though the meaning was the same the semantics were not identical. The slight dissonance in understanding caused your reality to desynchronize with the rest of this universe. When...

Granted. The music is inspirational to everyone who is not a blob fish fujoshi. I wish for potatoe salad flavoured shoes with a matching pickle flavoured hat.

I have never seen an add because there are no adds. Didn't even realize there were ads. My adblocker works. Ready Perfectly. (But I apologize for affecting their revenue)

Why only 3D women? Why only waifus? Why only 30 something year old men? That's sexist. :blob_uwu: Unless the waifus aren't women? :blob_frown: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/17247/wife-please-stop-running-away/

Oi, I just googled, booty farm is apparently real. I thought you were making up a joke. :blob_hmm_two:-->:blob_neutral:-->:blob_blank:-->:blob_dizzy:-->:blob_neutral:-->:blob_frown:-->:blob_evil_two:

Granted. It turns out that your wish attempted to violate causality since you have to first make the wish for its effects to be actualized. Due to this problem the world line branched into two. In one world your wish was made and in another world your wish simply never existed and thus was never...

This is another one of your cursed posts, but I am somehow going to get through this hurdle. :blobthumbsup: Granted, but PETA stopped functioning before you could act on the new rule. Afterwards authorities were informed of the Mongolian child in your basement and they have been taken into...

I've noticed that you are a creature of the darkness, which regularly rises from the abyss to go on a "like spree". You like everything too slow to flee your razor-sharp claws.

Banned for preventing the accurate dissemination of historical facts.

Granted, but the players are 500 of the richest communist party members versus 500 of the poorest pro-democracy protesters, the only weapons allowed are pool noodles, and people respawn after the match. I wish a giant tower would rise out of the center of the North Pacific Ocean that people...

Granted. Heated discussions will now always break out whenever you can sleep. I wish my child would be summoned to another world as a demon lord to fight a hero who eventually falls in love with them. :blob_shade: (That is how one makes a wish on SHF. I'm tired of all your weak-sauce wishes...

My alarm clock plays a music file from a usb plugged in, but my usb started to fail. I transferred my alarm song to another USB but I didn't know the data was corrupted. Can you guess what happened from the picture? I'll give you a hint, it has something to do with decibels.