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  1. SternenklarenRitter

    To fix the mess of the former isekai hero, what blessing would you choose?

    What kind of lousy deep cleaning skill can't lift ketchup from a silk tie!? Still my choice if I get death respawn; the cheater will have to let their guard down eventually and I can turn them into a babbling baby with it, after that, go looking for trouble and zombie march anything that tries...
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    Interesting Experience at School today

    Is the meta watching you or something? To be fair, scribblehub users probably have fewer sanity points than most humans. I used to get sent to the office all the time in high school, though it was rarely for straightforwardly disciplinary reasons (they might have gone easy on me a few times...
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    give me some music that will make me feel bad

    Soul crushing as in "Everything I know and love CRUMBLES TO DUST IN MY HANDS...!", or soul crushing like an extremely loud low budget off key chant about fruit and vegetables sung to you by puppets and animatronics chopping up carrots in an old theme park ride sponsored by Kraft where your pod...
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    REE

    I thought this would be a thread about Yttrium, Ytterbium, Terbium, and Erbium, but apparently not. Could you inform me what REE stands for other than "rare earth elements"? Good or not at the moment, we all get better at writing by actually writing.
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    Writing Prompt What would you do if you are trapped in a void without anything? No need for food, water, air, or anything.

    The bored neurons in my eyes and ears will hallucinate. My hallucinations will then mimic scribblehub and I will read mind-novels for eternity, to the sounds of consumer corporate christmas carol themed soundtracks.
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    Ask me anything

    Do you expect scientists to someday find microbial life on Mars? Titan? Europa? Venus? Triton? Enceladus?
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    What is the point of Genderbending?

    Not surprising, since a lot of authors use novels for smut and not much else. Rather than a trend of either genderbender or webnovels, I suspect this reflects the wider internet. That aside, my personal suspicion is that most gender bender of the type "Now he's a girl. Let us never speak of...
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    If a work of fiction exists as such in a story, does that story count as fanfiction?

    For example, the PreCure franchise becomes a central plot element in "Shinozaki-san Ki wo Ota Shika ni!", but the characters and settings exist only as anime (and associated media and merchandise) as they do in reality. Do you consider this fanfiction?
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    Which Cover would be more suited for Tweens and Teens (Target Market), I want your feedback

    The left one seems more appropriate for children eleven and under. A proper x-teen year old might find the castle more appealing.
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    Which cover makes you want more to click on the story?

    I'm actually least likely to click on the hooded figure. Despite the forest, that picture makes me think of gritty medieval slums, bloodthirsty backstabbers, and endless political machinations. I am most likely to click on the castle, but that is entirely due to the font. The crickle-curly font...
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    What are your least favorite type of main characters?

    I really don't like the bloodthirsty types. Anything else I can mostly enjoy.
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    Historically/scientifically incorrect reference in a story

    I don't really read historic fiction, since I figure if they have to base their work on real events an author is just bad at world building. Scientific inaccuracies make me cringe, (No, cobalt is not poisonous. It is a minor allergen that gives a rash to maybe 5% of humans when in prolonged...
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    Is Jesus a vampire or a zombie?

    That'd make him intersex since even if it functioned like a Y chromosome, it would still be more similar to an X.
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    Is Jesus a vampire or a zombie?

    Jesus was a time mage. He attached a regression spell to his body, and set it to activate three days later and return him to the state he was in at casting. Also Jesus had XX chromosomes, since virgin births only ever have access to the mother's DNA.
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    What is your top three favorite non-extinct animals?

    1 Great Horned Owl 2 Alligator Snapping Turtle 3 American Pika
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    The more I learn about misfortune, the less I see the point of life.

    Consider yourself lucky. That is still a relatively normal and healthy reaction. When I see or hear about someone suffering or dying from accident I have a much more visceral reaction. My blood pressure surges, I start shaking, I smolder with jealousy, and it takes a great deal of effort and...
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    What do you do outside Scribblehub?

    I've been playing a game called dwarf fortress. I modded it to allow the dwarves to extract metal sodium out of rock salt and make armor from it, and a lot of the NPCs would immediately burst into flames because their +sodium left gauntlet+ would ignite upon registering their body heat.
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    Bruh

    Which begins when they get snowed in at a log cabin/mountain lodge on Christmas Eve. The power will go out for maybe ten minutes during which they will snuggle together for fully clothed 1960s erotic tension (definitely not for warmth since it would take several hours for the temperature to drop...
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    What is the most intense insult you given or told someone?

    I'm sure I have insulted people before, but I can't really remember any incidents... If I get mad at someone I tend to lash out in spiteful petty vengeance rather than simply use mean words. Like, if I get mad at my brother I might cook for myself and not give him any.
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    Depression

    I'm feeling quite dandy today. In the past however, I've had days where I repeatedly switch between back and forth between inarticulate screaming where I'd need physically restrained from bashing my head on a wall, and catatonic apathy in which I could barely think and couldn't even flinch when...
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