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  1. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    I was going to write but I finished all the new content in one sitting instead :sweating_profusely:
  2. SsemouyOnan

    (the bread should be there, probably)

    (the bread should be there, probably)
  3. SsemouyOnan

    *turns you into pirate duck* [IMG] There. Now go after Salius' booty.

    *turns you into pirate duck* There. Now go after Salius' booty.
  4. SsemouyOnan

    But why tho

    But why tho
  5. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Goddess daikon, please make sure he never reincarnates as flora Actually, just make sure he never reincarnates, period.
  6. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    The only one you'd even have a modicum of success in kidnapping is Ssemouy Classic©️, and even that's a hard sell
  7. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    ...I may have forgotten to stop time while lecturing Shizuku :blob_no: (also it's kind of funny that I'm playing the new chapter of Limbus Company while this is happening... Which involves a strange manor and has a butler wearing a maid outfit in it...)
  8. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Hmm, if you really do not wish to serve the eldritch family. Then so be it. It would do no good for our image to keep such a dissatisfied servant around In that case, I will drop you off at Miss Midnight's doorstep (along with your contract)
  9. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Right, and I've served Rayo(100) generations in 3↑↑↑↑↑3 timelines and Reina has been a maid since Happily Ever After! :blob_hmph: Your qualifications are sorely lacking for the Eldritch Family, young lady!
  10. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *Eldritch Manor protection activates, no fighting in the hallways :<* *drags you to the break room* You can't do nothing in the middle of the hallway, if you want to slack off, do it here! This is the servant's room, so no one will bother you here except me Time is also stopped inside, so you...
  11. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    :blob_hmm_two: Hmm *attaches chain to your ankle* *starts dragging you off*
  12. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *bonks* You're being negatively influenced by your sister Midnight!
  13. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *sneaks up behind you* Oi, is a maid supposed to be standing in the hallway doing nothing? :blob_shock: Are you sure? I mean, I don't mind being sacrificed to goddess daikon, but I taste like chalk. And not like in general, it's the equivalent of a human eating check for all types of tastebuds..
  14. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *Chomps back* :blob_nom::blob_nom::blob_nom::blob_nom:
  15. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Maid Shizuku :blob_hide:
  16. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    W-wait, the first thing wasn't even my fault! :blob_no: I taste like chalk! :blob_shock::blob_shock::blob_shock::blob_shock: *maniacal laughter* I shall take this statement as me being right on the money. My brain is truly [beyond the concept of dimensions]-d in scale
  17. SsemouyOnan

    @Sleds what did I do to deserve this?! :blob_teary:

    @Sleds what did I do to deserve this?! :blob_teary:
  18. SsemouyOnan

    I AM ALSO CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE YOU DOLTS

    I AM ALSO CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE YOU DOLTS
  19. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    I told Puppet that I would cook, it appears that I cooked the entire building along with the dish :blob_no: Told you I was the impasta all along :blob_evil: It's okay the entire arc already exists inside my head. Everyone dies to Ria(I refuse to elaborate) but at the end Tony steps in and...
  20. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    I think my fake news slightly exaggerated method of news reporting is to blame
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