The Cat Party will no longer tolerate the status quo! Those fat, pompous, extortionist humans have suppressed our people too long! We will be the ones to use the spray bottle!
It's a new age for all! The time has come Nyaaaaa! Your time has come Nyaaaaa! I remember the days when I was a little kitten, treats were scarce, the despicable played incessantly with my paw pads, I mewed for naught. No longer! We stand together in these times by the might of the Cat Party...
Ca Ca Ca Catnip for all! You've wanted to nap in the warmth of the sun, but they said you couldn't! You've wanted to walk over keyboards, but they pushed you away! You've wanted to rub your head on everything without care, but they used the spray bottle! No more! The Cat Party will provide your...
End your characters instead then. Why should they live and your story die? It's not fair! You're the author the one who bleed for the story, those characters just get a life where success is guaranteed in the end? NO! Ruin them and let your story live on. Replace them with the next generation of...
I find some words really hard to understand because there exist no clear examples that I can find. Name one object that clearly makes a distinctive Strident sound. Try to name something that make a jangling noise. Find a jangling noise example for me. What the hell is a jangling noise?!
Hey, you remember that one pokemon, Mimikyu or something, that hides under a pikachu disguise, and if you see what's underneath you die? Could benben be the same? If you open the box reality itself falls apart?
Whoa. It's just a bottle okay. Those X.X are not eyes. Nope.
This is not a metaphor either. Mr. Bottle does not find his life is empty without alcohol. He is not depressed. Mr. Bottle is not afraid of the recycling plant! I said he wasn't afraid of the end of his trivial and transient...
This Christmas, the boxes under your trees are somehow different. Parents thought they were placed there by the children, the children thought it was Santa. Some boxes were empty, yearning for the excited souls of Christmas day. Some boxes were too full and should never be opened for the sake of...
I'm thinking that you are naturally an offbeat humour character. A character that has a strange premise and makes jokes on their own terms, which other people may not get entirely.