That's Shiriru_Sheriff, they want to offset the current market inflation by selling off the ears and glasses, Shiriru_Guard gets paid nada besides the occasional wah.
I think Shiriru_Sheriff is still looking for their stuff...
But then who will do all the labor? We need someone to write all the fan fics that we want, @JayMark the judge is probably going to sentence you to writing marvel fan fics btw maybe dc if you're lucky or a crossover.
Someone record that! *cough* Sorry Alski Jaymark provides 55% of the ear props more on average then his competitors, the underground ear props aren't just popular in this forum, it's also world wide specifically Japan *cough*, so we need him in costody and since he hasn't provided proper...
Call for backup, stop resisting! Your under arrest, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
N-no Anon we'll put you in witness protection.... J, uh A no, uhhh how does J-John sound like for your name? maybe doe for surname?
Edit: ahhhhhh! It's the bull! *explodes*
We know you've been trading ear props, all those shapeshifting was to throw us off, @Anonjohn20 tipped us off so we know, those ears you shapeshifted with were not ears at all! For they were ear props! WHO'S the buyer! Is it the forums user! Those animal PFP or the fantasy people, where did you...