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it occurs to me that I should probably write down the stuff I would like to get so I stop blanking when someone asks me what I want for my birthday or Christmas. It also occurs to me that I will most likely Not

all I'm saying is that if I had a beautiful wife I'd bark if she wanted me to

when I'm desperately trying to get dog in lap he looks upon me with derision, and when I need to be up and about his ass is leaden

there's really a certain something about waking up two minutes before my alarm with my arm being wrought with pins and needles

went out and spent 200 dollars to be told that my eyes are fine n dandy, which I probably could have guessed for free

it's nice to listen to the rain ^-^

I don't enjoy stories where the chapters are broken up into too many parts; tf do you mean chapter 2 part 7 I ain't fooling with you

today was weirdly cursed, hopefully tomorrow is better

got caught by dad while I was listening to club music rip

woke up diagonal in me bed

minor pet peeve, I'm not a huge fan of onomatopoeia in stories; it's not a big deal when the medium is a comic because that's where it belongs but in a novel...it irks me

why's everything I need on a feckin high shelf

break into their real life homes and rifle thru their couch cushions

how's my future look? number 3

I'm going to be running errands thrice in one week. augh

ask her what her favorites are; color, animal, person, etc sing if you're happy and you know it, get her to clap her hands stock up on soft foods such as pudding, papaya, and jello

got cursed by the wizard, wizard curse