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Child made Styrofoam snow, and then he used his "cleaner bots" to pick up the large and medium pieces while the robot vacuum got the small pieces.

Kid, playing chess: I will use the cruise ship to get on aisle six.

Me: It seems like you don't care about all the animals on the floor. Kid: I do care about them! They accidentally crashed their ship, and it's taking a very long time to repair it. The problem is all these screws.

I'm feeling inspired by this post. Will it be enough inspiration to get back into writing my story? Well, it's going to take more than inspiration to get me over the latest and greatest virus my child brought home, and who knows what else is around the corner.

"Removed Netflix" from Husband's computer because he said he wanted to "Remove Netflix" from the computer. We can't remove Netflix because it's not installed, and I need to access it on the computer to block things, so I just hid the bookmark in a folder.

Some type of tentacle monster a.k.a. danger noodles. They come in many flavors, but grape is my personal favorite.

Got my stocking stuffed

Stuffed stockings

Laundry

It's like a hot dog being delivered at the speed of a piece of cake!

Prepared a meal while the child was yelling at me to wash his anus. I've been letting him sit on the toilet and think about how he could learn to do it himself and go back to doing what he wants to do instead of sitting on the toilet for thirty minutes while Mama sings about the bell peppers and...

My child brought home a lifetime supply of viruses in just a few months, so I don't mind missing out on the next one. I'm ready to lose the swelling, the excessive mucus, the soreness, etc.

Child trying to suck my thumb

Kept the child occupied when the "help" the child was offering Dada in assembling the bed started to interfere too much.

I'm packing my bags to make a quick departure. I've left a hologram behind to monologue to the MC while I disappear and set up a new life elsewhere.

I've had a few. Sometimes, people just get something stuck up their butts and can't pay a therapist to help them take it out.

Child helping Dada assemble new bed and deciding to keep stuff from the old bed as toys

Cleaned bathroom