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Carefully, with condom. Haven't had a threesome or foursome since I had a kid, though.

Long walk

Ordered school staff appreciation gifts

First, you need to develop your fine motor skills.

Decided on school staff appreciations gifts

Deviled eggs. Tolerated help from the child. He cracked them. I peeled them. He rinsed them. He sliced them. I took the yolks out. I added ingredients to the yolks with his permission. We both mixed, though I did most of the mixing. I loaded the mixture into a pastry bag. He squeezed it out of...

Cooked curry

Filled out more paperwork. Laundry.

Paid the dishwasher repair person, filled out a ton of paperwork for something unrelated to the dishwasher.

Dishes done, except for two things I refuse to wash because they were Husband's idea and I believe they are unnecessary.

1-hour phone appointment

Only if you're too broke to buy books. Here's a free sample: https://www.doesithavepockets.com/fiction/soramimi-hanarejima

Sounds like you'd love Soramimi Hanarejima!

Gave the kid an Easter hairdo

The child threw a remote control at my face and it hit HARD right below my eye. Now the child will have no TV for a week. God help me.

Ignored the dishes while decorating eggs. Husband can handle dishes tomorrow.

Yes.

Washed bedding

Cut her open to see if she swallowed my child whole.